So this is what I woke up to find this morning in my bathroom:
So that means that either:
A) A robber broke into the house and decided to shred toilet paper all over the bathroom and kitchen
B) The toilet paper decided to explode in the middle of the night
C) Stanley decided after living in the house for over a year that he was interested in the toilet paper
D) Phoebe, who has always been intrigued with toilet paper tubes decided that she needed a new one to play with and removed all of the paper.
Stanley would like to make the following statement: "I was asleep beside The Feeder all night while the Little Black One was locked out of the bedroom due to her poor behavior".
Phoebe would like to make the following statement: "I don't know anything about the toilet paper, I just woke up and found it there. And I got rudely kicked out of the bedroom while The Orange Guy and The Feeder were sleeping, and I wanted to play".If you have any clues, evidence, or opinions please help solve the Great Paper Mystery at the Shamrock.
Enjoy ~SJ
So the Great Paper Mystery has had yet another hit! Only this time in another resort community. It seems that the Toilet Paper Shredder seems to enjoy shredding toilet paper during the night, while The Feeders are asleep. The list of suspects is getting shorter, and with the CSI Humarock team coming in this afternoon to do some feline claw analysis this case should be cracked by high tide.
